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Funny Valentine Messages to Delight Your Husband

Valentine's Day is the perfect chance to tickle your hubby's funny bone with some laugh-out-loud messages. Send him a text that'll make him chuckle through his workday or pen one into his card that'll make him spit out his morning coffeeโ€”in love and laughter, of course. Here's to a day filled with love and giggles!

  • "Being with you has made me so lazy. I mean, I've been with you so long, I forgot how to be single! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ’•"
  • "I love you more than you love the remote control! And thatโ€™s saying something! ๐Ÿ“บโค๏ธ"
  • "Happy Valentine's Day! Just a reminder that chocolates are cheaper than diamonds. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ’"
  • "Our love is like a fine wine. It gets better with age and makes me forget about my saggy bottoms. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘–"
  • "I would buy you flowers, but I thought pizza might be more appreciated. ๐Ÿ•โค๏ธ"
  • "You're the peanut butter to my jellyโ€”nutty but sweet, and stuck with me forever! ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ‡"
  • "Roses are red, violets are blue, my Valentine's gift is MEโ€”lucky you! ๐Ÿ˜˜"
  • "Cupid called. He wants his arrow back because, clearly, it got stuck SUPER well. ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ’˜"
  • "You're my favorite husband. No, reallyโ€”you're like in the top 10! ๐Ÿ˜œ"
  • "Happy Valentine's to my partner in wine, dine, and snore-time! ๐Ÿท๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ด"
  • "Letโ€™s celebrate Valentineโ€™s Day by repopulating the planet. Just kidding! Let's just sleep in. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŽ"
  • "I find you very 'a-peel-ing'โ€”and yes, that's a banana joke because you make everything better! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜‚"
  • "You're as comforting as an overstuffed burrito from my favorite food truck. ๐ŸŒฏ๐Ÿ’•"
  • "Being my Valentine is your once-a-year chance to score points...or at least pizza. Your move! ๐Ÿ•โ™Ÿ๏ธ"
  • "Our love is like a backscratcherโ€”always there to take care of an itch! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค—"
  • "I love you more than my smartphone, and I've got unlimited data, baby! ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜š"
  • "You're the cheese on my macaroni, the hot sauce on my taco, and the smile in my selfies. ๐Ÿง€๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ˜„"
  • "Valentine's Day with you is like a comfy PJ day, but with a lot more love and less Netflix. ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ"
  • "Roses are red, fitness is great, I would've loved you even without the weight! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ™‚๏ธ"
  • "You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it. Rent in my chest was too pricy anyway! ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ธ"

Love may be a serious business, but who says we can't get a few laughs in along the way?xEA

Witty Valentine's Day Notes to Make Your Hubby Smile

Valentine's Day is coming, and you wanna make your hubby chuckle, right? Ditch the gooey love poems and get ready to make him grin with some top-notch witty notes. These zingers will definitely put a smirk on his face! ๐Ÿ’Œ

  • "Roses are red, violets are blue, I bought you this card, now make me some food. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”"
  • "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot. Happy Valentine's!"
  • "Our love is stronger than my phone's Wi-Fi signal; believe it, it's true! ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ“ถ"
  • "You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it. You know, finders keepers. ๐Ÿ˜‰โค๏ธ"
  • "Valentine's Day is great, but have you ever tried eating chocolate with me on a Wednesday?"
  • "You're my favorite person to lie in bed and look at my phone next to. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ฑ"
  • "I'd pause my favorite song for you, babe. That's real love. ๐ŸŽตโœ‹"
  • "I would take a bullet for you...just not in the head. Or the legs. Maybe, like, a small one in the arm. ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿš‘"
  • "You're the peanut butter to my jellyโ€”essential but sticky. ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ‡"
  • "Happy Valentineโ€™s! I bought you chocolates, but Iโ€™ll need to โ€˜testโ€™ one for poison first, obviously."
  • "My love for you is like a fartโ€”impossible to hide and sometimes embarrassing. ๐Ÿ’จโค๏ธ"
  • "Dear hubby, my love for you burns more than my legs after leg day at the gym. ๐Ÿ”ฅ"
  • "If loving you is a crime, then I'm looking at a life sentence! ๐Ÿš“โค๏ธ"
  • "You're basically a human teddy bear. Except less fluffy and more lovable. ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’•"
  • "They say you only fall in love once, but that can't be true... I fall for you every time I look at my phone and there's a text from you. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’–"
  • "You're the only person I'd share my snacks with, and that's the highest form of love. ๐Ÿชโžก๏ธโค๏ธ"
  • "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. Wait, where did my snacks go? ๐ŸŽฉโœจ"
  • "Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely. Let's stay out of trouble this Valentine's! ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’˜"
  • "Being with you has made me so lazy. But I actually like it, so let's be lazy together forever, okay? ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜œ"
  • "Happy Valentine's Day to the one who's seen my weird dance moves and still loves me! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ƒโค๏ธ"

Love and laughter, the perfect combo, right? These messages are sure to tickle his funny bone and make this Valentine's Day a memorable one. ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ“

Hilarious Valentine Quotes for Your Partner to Laugh About

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Are you ready to tickle your partner's funny bone this Valentine's Day? Forget the sappy stuffโ€”get ready to deliver some laughs with these hilarious Valentine quotes specially crafted for your other half!

  • "I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it. โ˜•โค๏ธ"
  • "Our love is like a fine wine. It gets better with age, and it makes me sleepy. ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜‚"
  • "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappearsโ€”then I remember my glasses are foggy. ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ˜†"
  • "I would say my heart beats for you, but after that chili last night, itโ€™s hard to tell. ๐Ÿ’“๐ŸŒถ๏ธ"
  • "They say love is blind, but I can't stop looking at you... mostly because you're always in front of the TV. ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ’˜"
  • "Happy Valentine's to my favorite person to lie in bed and look at our phones with. ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ’‘"
  • "Love is in the air, but so is the flu; letโ€™s just stay in and cuddle. ๐Ÿ˜ท๐Ÿค—"
  • "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not really good at poetry, but I still love you. ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿคทโ™‚๏ธ"
  • "Thanks for being my emergency contact and Valentine. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿš‘"
  • "Even if I had a โ€œReturn to Senderโ€ option, Iโ€™d keep you. ๐Ÿ’Œ๐Ÿ˜‰"
  • "I love you more than you annoy me, and that's a lot. ๐Ÿ˜โค๏ธ"
  • "You stole my heart, so I'm planning revenge... I'm stealing your last name. ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ’"
  • "Happy Valentineโ€™s Day! Let's celebrate by not going to that expensive restaurant I booked last year. ๐Ÿฅ‚๐Ÿ•"
  • "I'm so glad you're my forever couch potato. ๐Ÿฅ”โค๏ธ"
  • "If we were on a sinking ship, Iโ€™d share my door with you. ๐Ÿšขโ„๏ธ"
  • "Our love story is my favorite...except for the part where I save all your questionable Instagram posts. ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ™ˆ"
  • "Youโ€™re the peanut butter to my jelly โ€“ and you're just as stuck to me. ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ‡"
  • "With you, every day is Valentine's Day. Except for February 14th. Thatโ€™s the day when flowers mysteriously triple in price. ๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ’ธ"
  • "Valentine's (noun): The day Iโ€™m only slightly less annoying than usual because I love you. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ‘น"
  • "I love you like zombies love brains, we're meant to be together. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’–" Love is all about laughter, and these messages are sure to get him chuckling. Nothing beats a partner who can make you giggle even on the cheesiest of holidays. You're welcome, Cupid! ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ’˜

Playful Valentine Card Phrases for Him to Enjoy

Let's put a twist on romance with a sprinkle of laughs this Valentine's Day, shall we? Your hubby's gonna love these playful one-liners that are sure to make him grin wider than that time he won the fantasy football league.

  • "You're the peanut butter to my jellyโ€”occasionally nutty, but incredibly spreadable! ๐Ÿ˜œ"
  • "If being sexy was a crime, youโ€™d be serving a life sentence... with me as your cellmate! ๐Ÿ˜˜"
  • "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not a poet, but dang, I'm lucky to have you! ๐Ÿฅฐ"
  • "I'd pause my game for you. That's real love. โค๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ"
  • "You've stolen my heart, but I've got a very particular set of skills... I will find you, and I will tickle you. ๐Ÿ˜‚"
  • "You're like my favorite coffee, hot and keeps me up all night! โ˜•๐Ÿ˜‰"
  • "Just an FYI, I'm gonna need a map, because I keep getting lost in your eyes... and, uh, your beard. ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ๐Ÿง”"
  • "I love you more than there are stars in the sky, which is coincidental because I can't count that high. โœจ๐Ÿ˜…"
  • "You're the bacon to my eggsโ€”the sizzle to my mornin'. ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿณ"
  • "Our love story is my favorite... except for 'Die Hard', which is also pretty good. ๐Ÿ’˜๐ŸŽฌ"
  • "Who needs a knight in shining armor when I have a dude in flannel who can fix the Wi-Fi? ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ›ก๏ธ"
  • "I'm so glad I swiped right. Or was it left? Either way, you're the best swipe ever! ๐Ÿ‘‰โค๏ธ"
  • "Be mine. Or don't. But seriously, do... Iโ€™ve made concrete plans. ๐Ÿ“…๐Ÿ˜"
  • "You're the exclamation mark in the happiest sentence I could ever write! ๐Ÿ’ฌ!"
  • "I would say youโ€™re the bomb, but that might land us both in a TSA holding room. So let's stick with 'You're the spark in my firework'. ๐ŸŽ†โœจ"
  • "If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one. And I'm not being obtuse! ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ˜"
  • "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... Wait, where did everybody go? โœจ๐ŸŽฉ"
  • "Hold up, I need some mittens because youโ€™re too hot to handle! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿงค"
  • "You must be jelly, 'cause jam don't shake like that... and neither does peanut butter. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿ•บ"
  • "Thanks for putting up with my 'fangirl' moments... And yes, every day with you is like meeting my celebrity crush. ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿคฉ"

Let's face it, laughter is the way to anyone's heart, and those lines are cupid's playful helpers!

Comical Valentine Greetings to Send to Your Man

Hey there, ready to make your man chuckle this Valentine's Day? Forget sappy โ€” go for the giggles with these comical messages that pack a punchline. Text away and watch him laugh!

  • "You're like my favorite coffee: hot, strong, and I want you every morning! โ˜•๐Ÿ˜˜"
  • "I love you more than pizza... and yes, that's possible! ๐Ÿ•โค๏ธ"
  • "Cupid called. He wants his arrow back. But no returns, no exchanges on my heart! ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿšซ"
  • "I find you quite 're-marry'-able. Get it? 'Remarkable?' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’"
  • "You've got everything I love... minus the carbs. ๐Ÿ˜‹โค๏ธ"
  • "Are we a pair of socks? Because we make the perfect match! ๐Ÿงฆ๐Ÿ’•"
  • "Our love is like Wi-Fi. Sometimes it's the strongest in the most unexpected places. ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ’–"
  • "If you were a triangle, youโ€™d be acute one. Math pun intended! ๐Ÿ”บโฃ๏ธ"
  • "I'd pause my game for you. Thatโ€™s love! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’“"
  • "Roses are red, violets are fine. You be the 6, I'll be the 9. ;)"
  • "Valentineโ€™s Day is a lot like a zombie apocalypse. We're just a couple of hearts looking for a safe place. ๐Ÿ’•๐ŸงŸโ™‚๏ธ"
  • "You're the 'Obi-Wan' for me because you've Obi-won my heart. ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ’˜"
  • "If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. Prepare for a whiteout, babe! โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ˜š"
  • "Loving you makes me feel like I've won the lottery, but I'd still take the cash too. ๐Ÿ’ธโค๏ธ"
  • "You make my heart skip a beat. But don't worry, it's not a medical condition. ๐Ÿ˜‰โค๏ธ"
  • "I'd never trade you for chocolate, but I'm willing to share it with you! ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜œ"
  • "Our love is like a good tanโ€”it just keeps getting better. ๐Ÿ˜Žโค๏ธ"
  • "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ’•"
  • "You're the exclamation mark in the happiest sentence I could ever write! ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ˜"
  • "I'm so glad you're my emergency contact. Love and safety first! ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’“"

Love can be hilarious, especially with you! Keep his Valentine's Day light and full of laughter with these comical greetings.

Laugh-Out-Loud Valentine Wishes for Married Life

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You know married lifeโ€™s a hoot when Valentine's Day doubles as an opportunity to poke fun at the quirks of wedded bliss. Get ready to tickle your hubby's funny bone with these laugh-out-loud wishes!

  • "Happy Valentine's Day! Let's celebrate by putting the toilet seat down. For love!" ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿšฝ
  • "I love you more than chocolate, but please don't make me prove it." ๐Ÿซโค๏ธ
  • "Our love is like a fine wine. It gets better with time and makes us forget our credit card bills!" ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ’ธ
  • "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. That or I need new glasses." ๐Ÿ‘“โœจ
  • "Happy Valentine's to my favorite person to lie in bed and look at our phones with." ๐Ÿ“ฑโค๏ธ
  • "You have my whole heart. Well, except for that little bit I need for taco Tuesday." ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ’•
  • "This Valentine's Day, let's flip a coin! Heads, I'm yours. Tails, you're mine. Win-win?" ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜‰
  • "Our love story is my favorite. Especially the part where you save me from spiders." ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ’ช
  • "Thanks for killing all the bugs, even though 'til death do us part' didn't specify whose death." ๐Ÿžโš”๏ธ
  • "I told you I loved you the moment you agreed to share your fries with me. And every day since." ๐ŸŸโค๏ธ
  • "If we were on a sinking ship, I'd share my door with you. It's true love." ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ’
  • "You're the peanut butter to my jelly. Mainly because you get stuck on the roof of my mouth." ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ‡
  • "I love you like I love my coffee: tall, dark, and strong enough to get me through the day!" โ˜•๐Ÿ˜
  • "Let's celebrate being valentines since [insert year]. It's like a marathon, and we're still not tired!" ๐Ÿƒโ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜
  • "To my snugly husband, thanks for keeping my feet warm. Winter would be so cold without you!" ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ
  • "You're the exclamation mark in the happiest sentence I could ever write!" โ—๏ธโœ๏ธ
  • "I'd choose you over pizza. But let's not put that to the test, okay?" ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’—
  • "Youโ€™re the best hubby ever. You're even better than a triple-layer chocolate cake." ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿ†
  • "I promise to always steal your covers, just as a reminder of how much I need you...to be warmer." ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿฅถ
  • "You're my favorite husband. No competition. Seriously, the law won't allow it." ๐Ÿ‘จโš–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚ Every day is Valentine's Day when I'm with youโ€”because laughing with you makes every day special!

Humorous Valentine's Day Sayings Your Husband Will Love

Ready for a laugh, hubbies? It's Valentine's Day and instead of gooey love notes, let's tickle his funny bone with some side-splitting messages he won't expect. Get ready to screenshot, copy, and send!

  • Hey babe, I love you more than I love my phone... and you know that's saying something! ๐Ÿ“ฑโค๏ธ
  • If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one. Happy Valentine's Day to my main angle! ๐Ÿ”บ๐Ÿ˜‚
  • I still find you just as attractive as the day I could actually see without my glasses. #TimelessLove ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ’•
  • Our love is like a fartโ€”everything about it is powerful and inevitable. ๐Ÿ’จ โค๏ธ
  • I love you like I love my coffee... constantly, and until the very last drop. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜
  • Valentine's, shmalentinesโ€”do we really need a holiday to binge-eat chocolate and profess our love? (The answer is yes. Yes, we do.) ๐Ÿซโค๏ธ๏ธ
  • Iโ€™d pause my game for you. That's real love right there. ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’
  • Happy Valentineโ€™s Day from the one who endures your snores and still wakes up smiling every day. ๐Ÿ˜ดโค๏ธ
  • You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, the ketchup to my fries... Basically, you make everything better. ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿ’•
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not great at poetry, but dang, I love you! ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ˜š
  • You're the only person I'd share my snacks with; that's true love. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ’–
  • If our love story was a movie, itโ€™d be called โ€œEternal Sunshine of the Spotless Kitchen Sink.โ€ ๐Ÿคทโ™€๏ธโค๏ธ
  • Together forever? More like, together in sweatpants. And I wouldnโ€™t have it any other way! ๐Ÿœ
  • You're the Batman to my Gotham. Don't need a signal in the sky to find you; I have Find My iPhone! ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ‘จโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ‘จ
  • Let's grow old and still play video games together. You'll always be Player 1 in my heart. ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ’“
  • Our love is like a hot bath. It might be too hot at first, but it's downright comfy once you get used to it. ๐Ÿ›๐Ÿ’—
  • Remember, you're not getting older... just more distinguished! And I'm the lucky one who gets to witness it all. ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ’‘
  • You put the "hubba hubba" in husband and the "Valen" in Valentine! ๐Ÿ•บโฃ๏ธ
  • Youโ€™re the exclamation point in the happiest sentence I could ever write! ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’Œ
  • Thanks for being my emergency contact, spider remover, and forever Valentine. ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธโค๏ธ

Buckle up for more laughs and love because with you, hubby, it's always a joyride!

Light-Hearted Valentine Banter to Share with Your Husband

Valentine's Day isn't all serious lovey-dovey stuff! It's also the perfect time to channel your inner comedian and make your husband chuckle with some light-hearted banter. Get ready to tickle his funny bone with these playful messages that are just the right mix of sweet and sassy.

  • "Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you more than my morning brew! โ˜•โค๏ธ"
  • "Happy Valentine's Day to the man who knows how to push all my buttons and to apologize after! ๐Ÿ˜‚"
  • "Our love is like a fine wine... it gets better with time and makes us wobbly occasionally! ๐Ÿท"
  • "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot because you know how serious I am about my carbs. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’•"
  • "Figured out the perfect gift for you this Valentine's... me! You're welcome! ๐Ÿ˜˜"
  • "You're the peanut butter to my jelly โ€“ a little nutty but oh so sweet! ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ‡"
  • "I'd pause my favorite show for you, babe. That's real love. โค๏ธ๐Ÿ“บ"
  • "Thanks for being my emergency contact, spider killer, and forever Valentine. ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿ˜"
  • "I find you quite 'a-peel-ing', my main squeeze! ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ˜†"
  • "They say love is blind, but I can see our weirdness clearly! ๐Ÿ‘€"
  • "You're the cheese to my macaroni โ€“ life would be so bland without you! ๐Ÿง€"
  • "I wanted to write you a poem for Valentine's Day, but all I could think of was 'Orange you glad you're mine?' ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ˜‰"
  • "Our love is like a good comedy โ€“ full of unexpected laughs and great punchlines! ๐Ÿ˜‚"
  • "Dear Hubby, for Valentine's, I give you the gift of never having to share the remote tonight! ๐ŸŽ๐Ÿ“บ"
  • "To my favorite husband โ€“ don't get any ideas; you're my only one! ๐Ÿ’"
  • "Remember when I said I'd love you in sickness and in health? That includes man colds, so... lucky you! ๐Ÿค’๐Ÿ’˜"
  • "Don't buy me flowers, buy me food โ€“ our love language is definitely snacks! ๐ŸŸโค๏ธ"
  • "Youโ€™re the best thing since sliced bread โ€“ and you know I'm serious about my sandwiches. ๐Ÿž๐Ÿ˜˜"
  • "Happy Valentineโ€™s Day! I love you almost as much as I love the dog. Almost... ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’‹"
  • "Hey handsome, just a reminder, you're stuck with me. And that's cupid's orders! ๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ˜œ"

Love should make you laugh 'til you cry, not the other way around. Your husband will surely get a kick out of these cheeky valentines.

Comic Valentine's Messages That'll Tickle Him Pink

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Ready to make your man chuckle this Valentine's Day? Hit 'em with these zingers that'll prove love isn't just blind, it's hilarious too! Remember, nothing says "I love you" like making your hubby snort-laugh with a text he never saw coming. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’•

  • "Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest! ๐Ÿ˜˜"
  • "I love you more than pizza... and I really, really love pizza. ๐Ÿ•โค๏ธ"
  • "You're the peanut butter to my jelly โ€“ mostly nutty with a little sweet. ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ“"
  • "I'd pause my favorite game for you. Yup, that's right, you're that special! ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ’"
  • "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd share my last chocolate with you. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ˜Š"
  • "You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night. ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ’ญ"
  • "If we were on a sinking ship, I'd share my door with you, unlike Rose. ๐Ÿšข๐Ÿ’”"
  • "I'm not a photographer, but I can picture us together forever! ๐Ÿ“ธ๐Ÿ’"
  • "Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. ๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜"
  • "Let's commit the perfect crime: I'll steal your heart, you'll steal mine. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ"
  • "You are like my asthma โ€“ you just take my breath away. ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ’จ"
  • "You're like WiFi โ€“ I feel connected whenever you're near. ๐Ÿ”’๐Ÿ”Œ"
  • "Are we at the airport? Because my heart just took off. โœˆ๏ธโค๏ธ"
  • "If you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE print! ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ˜‰"
  • "You're the exclamation mark in the happiest sentence I could ever write! โ—๐Ÿ˜š"
  • "My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿคข"
  • "Our love is like a fart โ€“ if we have to force it, it's probably crap. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜†"
  • "You must be a magician because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. ๐ŸŽฉโœจ"
  • "I'm just like a library book... because you've definitely checked me out. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ‘€"
  • "I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk, I'd sniff you before pouring.๐Ÿฅ›๐Ÿ‘ƒ" Love, like an inadvertently sent text, is best when it's a bit embarrassing yet deeply genuine. Remember, it's just about making his day a bit brighter - and possibly redder!

Valentine's Day Punchlines to Amuse Your Husband

Well, who says Valentine's Day is all about the mushy stuff? Not us! Get ready to tickle his funny bone with punchlines that will have your husband chuckling all day long. Here are some messages that you can fire off to make him laugh louder than he did at that YouTube video of a dog riding a scooter.

  • "Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you more than my phone...just kidding, but youโ€™re definitely top two! ๐Ÿ˜œ"
  • "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, but please, stay out of my snacks! Happy Valentine's Day ๐Ÿฅชโค๏ธ"
  • "You had me at 'I hate morning people too.' Happy Valentineโ€™s, to my partner in grump! โ˜•๐Ÿฅฑ"
  • "Our love is like a fine wine... itโ€™s expensive and gives me a headache. But I like it. Cheers to us! ๐Ÿท"
  • "Happy Valentine's Day to the man who knows how to push all my buttonsโ€”literal and figurative."
  • "If love is the best medicine, your snoring must be the disease. Still, I adore you! ๐Ÿ˜‚"
  • "Is it hot in here, or is it just the global warming between us? โค๏ธ๐ŸŒ"
  • "Valentine's Day gives me an excuse to tell you how fabulous I really think I am for picking a partner like you."
  • "I love you like I love my coffee... constantly needing a refill. โ˜•โค๏ธ"
  • "You're like a software update; sometimes I ignore you, but I know I need you! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ’•"
  • "Let's celebrate Valentine's Day by binge-watching our favorite show, minus when you steal the covers."
  • "Roses are red, violets are fine, you be the 6, and I'll be the 9."
  • "I love you more than yesterdayโ€”mainly because you did the dishes last night. ๐Ÿฝ๏ธโค๏ธ"
  • "You're the french fries of my Happy Meal. Can't do without you but don't tell my diet. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜‰"
  • "I would say you're the bacon to my eggs, but let's be real, bacon is impossible to live up to. Happy Valentine's!"
  • "Just a gentle reminder this Valentine's Day that we're way too old to break up now."
  • "You're the best thing Iโ€™ve ever found on the internet... and that's saying something! ๐Ÿ˜˜"
  • "I might not be your first date, kiss, or love... but I want to be your last everything. Oh, and can you pass the remote?"
  • "Youโ€™re essentially like a personal heater...that occasionally steals the sheets. Gotta love it! Happy V-Day! ๐Ÿ›Œโค๏ธ"
  • "You had me at โ€˜Letโ€™s order takeout.โ€™ Best. Valentineโ€™s. Ever. ๐Ÿ•"

Happy Valentine's Day to the guy who makes me laugh until I cryโ€”so basically, you're like chopping onions but in a good way.

Silly Valentine Card Ideas to Charm Your Husband

Is your hubby the kind of guy who loves a good chuckle over a romantic verse? Well, you've hit the jackpot! Here's how to send him some side-splitting love this Valentine's Day. Ready to make him laugh out loud?

  • "Roses are red, violets are fine. You be the 6, and I'll be the 9." ๐Ÿ˜
  • "Our love is like a fine wine. It's really expensive and sort of gives me a headache." ๐Ÿท
  • "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot because I really love pizza." ๐Ÿ•โค๏ธ
  • "You're the peanut butter to my jelly โ€“ mostly sticky but sweet on the right bread." ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ‡
  • "You're like my favorite pair of socks: warm, snug, and picked up off the floor!" ๐Ÿงฆ
  • "I love you like a fat kid loves cake, and I'm the fat kid. You're the cake." ๐Ÿง
  • "Being with you is like being on a romantic vacation... in the living room." ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธโค๏ธ
  • "I won the jackpot when I married you โ€“ too bad it wasn't the lottery jackpot." ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ˜˜
  • "If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one. And I'm not being obtuse!" ๐Ÿ”บ
  • "You are the 'brr' to my 'ito', and together we're a perfect burrito!" ๐ŸŒฏ
  • "Valentine, our love is more priceless than the WiFi password." ๐Ÿ”‘โค๏ธ
  • "Roses are red, violets are quirky, I love you more than this rhyming is turkey." ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿฆƒ
  • "You're the exclamation mark in the 'hello' of my life. So loud, so excited!" ๐Ÿ‘‹โ—
  • "To my partner in crime: I love you more than I love not wearing pants. That's real love." ๐Ÿ‘–โค๏ธ
  • "You're the lint in my pocket โ€“ mostly fuzzy and a little unexpected." ๐Ÿ˜†
  • "If our love was a pizza, it would be deep dish โ€“ because it just keeps getting better!" ๐Ÿ•โœจ
  • "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... including my sanity." ๐ŸŽฉโœจ
  • "Let's grow old and wrinkly together... so I can still pinch your cute, wrinkly butt." ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿ‘ตโค๏ธ
  • "You must be a dictionary because you add meaning to my life, and you're full of words I can't understand." ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’•
  • "I'm nuts about you! And no, that's not a squirrel joke. Okay, maybe a little." ๐Ÿฟ๏ธ๐Ÿ’˜

Love sarcasm? These messages are perfect for tickling your hubby's funny bone and showing him that love isnโ€™t always seriousโ€”it's seriously fun!

Side-Splitting Valentines Quotes Just for Him

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Get ready to make your man chuckle this Valentine's Day with quotes that are as charming as they are hilarious. These knee-slappers will prove that love and laughter go hand-in-hand!

  • "I love you more than you annoy me, and that's saying a lot! ๐Ÿ˜œโค๏ธ"
  • "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... then reappears when they hear your dad jokes. ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ˜‚"
  • "You're the peanut butter to my jelly โ€” and the chaos to my sanity. ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿ’ฅ"
  • "I'm so glad you're my emergency contact. You know my crazy is pre-existing. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅ"
  • "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not really good at poems, but I still love you. ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ“˜"
  • "You must be a ninja because you snuck right into my heart... and left your socks on the floor. ๐Ÿฅทโค๏ธ๐Ÿงฆ"
  • "Let's be weird together until we're old and weird-er. ๐Ÿคช๐Ÿ’‘"
  • "I adore you, and your superhero ability to never hear me when I'm talking. ๐Ÿ‘‚๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿฆธโ™‚๏ธ"
  • "Falling for you was easy. Staying on the diet you ruin, not so much. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ•"
  • "Who needs a knight in shining armor when I've got a dude in wrinkled t-shirts? ๐Ÿคด๐Ÿ‘•"
  • "It's me and you against the world (but mostly against the kids when they're hangry). ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐ŸŸ"
  • "My favorite place in the world is next to you... and on the couch with the remote. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ’"
  • "You stole my heart, but I'll let it slide if you do the dishes. ๐Ÿšฐ๐Ÿ’˜"
  • "If love is blind, why did lingerie get invented? Asking for a friend. ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ‘™"
  • "You turned me into a hopeless romantic... with a slight coffee addiction. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ˜"
  • "Here's to love โ€“ the only fire drill we have that's not a total buzzkill. ๐Ÿ”ฅโค๏ธ"
  • "Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, itโ€™s probably crap. Just sayinโ€™. ๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜‚"
  • "I thought I won the lottery with you... then I saw your fantasy football team. ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’‘"
  • "Are you a 45-degree angle? Because you're acute-y. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ“"
  • "With your sense of humor, every day is Valentine's Day! Seriously, stop buying cards. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ’ณ" Your man will be laughing so hard, heโ€™ll need to catch his breath โ€“ just long enough to realize how much he adores your gutsy love and killer punchlines.

Rib-Tickling Valentines Messages Perfect for Your Man

Hey, fabulous you! Lookin' to make ya man's heart go pitter-patter with some knee-slapping humor this V-Day? Step right up for some zingers guaranteed to bring on the LOLs. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’Œ

  • "Happy Valentine's, babe! You're the only one I want to annoy for the foreseeable future. ๐Ÿ˜˜"
  • "Roses are red, violets are blue, I love you less than pizza, but it's close. ๐Ÿ•โค๏ธ"
  • "You've stolen my heart, but I'll let it slide. Just know that normally, I'd charge for a Netflix spot. ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ’•"
  • "Our love is like a non-stick panโ€”you don't always hold up to the heat, but I still stick with you. ๐Ÿณ๐Ÿ’˜"
  • "They say love is blind, but I still appreciate your butt, sight seen. ๐Ÿ‘"
  • "Be mine? And by that, I mean let's get Chinese and chill in our PJs. ๐Ÿฅก๐Ÿ‘ซ"
  • "I told Cupid to shoot you a text since he's gone digital. Consider this it. ๐Ÿน๐Ÿ“ฑ"
  • "I love you more than my smartphone... just kidding, but you're definitely top five. ๐Ÿ“ฑ>๐Ÿ’–"
  • "Who needs chocolates on Valentine's when you're already so sweet it's gross. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿคข"
  • "The doctor calledโ€”with you, I've got a bad case of love. Or maybe it's just indigestion. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’จ"
  • "Here's to Valentine's spent with my favorite snack. And yes, I mean you. ๐Ÿฅจ๐Ÿ’‹"
  • "Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears. ALAKAZAM! ๐Ÿง™โ™‚๏ธโœจ"
  • "If you were a library book, I'd never return you. 'Cause Iโ€™m fine with the late fees for this kind of love. ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ’‹"
  • "Babe, if our love were a playlist, it'd be straight fire. And maybe a tiny bit of Taylor Swift. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽถ"
  • "You're the WiFi to my internetโ€”without you, I can't connect to all the good stuff. ๐Ÿ“ถ๐Ÿ’œ"
  • "Cupid's got nothing on you. His arrow? Meh. Your smile? Bullseye! ๐Ÿ’˜๐ŸŽฏ"
  • "If love is a joke, then we are the ultimate punchline. Get ready to groan! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ‘‰"
  • "Happy V-Day to the one who can always make me smileโ€”even when the laundry's mountainous. ๐Ÿงบ๐Ÿ˜"
  • "Valentine's Day gives me an excuse to tell you, out loud, you're my go-to emergency contact. ๐Ÿš‘๐Ÿ’–"
  • "Just like my favorite socks, you keep my feet warm and my heart even warmer. Socks away! ๐Ÿงฆโค๏ธ๏ธ"

Take these, text 'em to your main squeeze, and get ready for some hearty chuckles. Isn't love the funniest thing?

Endearing but Funny Valentine's Notes for Your Better Half

Who says romance can't be hilarious? Your better half deserves a good laugh, especially on Valentine's Day. So, get ready to tickle his funny bone with these endearing but funny valentine's notes because love and laughter go hand in hand like you two lovebirds, right?

  • "Hey hubby, if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber! ๐Ÿฅ’โค๏ธ"
  • "I love you more than chocolate, but please don't make me prove it. ๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ’•"
  • "You're the peanut butter to my jelly, and we're both a little nuts! ๐Ÿฅœ๐Ÿ‡"
  • "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not a poet, but I still love you! ๐ŸŒน๐Ÿ’™"
  • "I'd pause my favorite show for you. Yep, you're that special! ๐Ÿ“บ๐Ÿ’˜"
  • "I'm so glad you're my emergency contact. Stay safe, okay? ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿš‘"
  • "You must be a ninja because you snuck right into my heart. ๐Ÿฅท๐Ÿ’•"
  • "I'm not saying you're old, but if you were milk, I'd sniff you first. Just kidding, you're fresh as ever! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿฅ›"
  • "You stole my heart, but I'll let you keep it. The cops aren't great at solving romantical heists anyway. ๐Ÿš”๐Ÿ’–"
  • "Our love story is my favorite, even though it's not a Netflix seriesโ€”yet. ๐Ÿ“š๐ŸŽฌ"
  • "You are the best thing I ever swiped right on. #TinderWin ๐Ÿ’‘๐Ÿ”ฅ"
  • "If I had a dollar for every time you made me smile, I'd be in a higher tax bracket. ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ’ฐ"
  • "Forget Batman and Robin. You and me, we're the ultimate dynamic duo! ๐Ÿฆธโ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆธโ™€๏ธ"
  • "You're like my favorite pair of jeans: reliable, comforting, and a little bit worn in the best places. ๐Ÿ‘–๐Ÿ’™"
  • "If our love were a pizza, it'd be a supremeโ€”with extra cheese! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’"
  • "Let's grow old and still crack dumb jokes together. Deal? ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜„"
  • "Our love is like free Wi-Fi. It's a strong connection, and best of all, it's free! ๐Ÿ“ถโค๏ธ"
  • "Being with you is better than eating a whole bag of chips. And that's saying something. ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ’–"
  • "I told the stars about you last night. They got jealous. โœจ๐Ÿ˜"
  • "Would you be the Obi-Wan for me? Because I feel the force between us. ๐ŸŒŒโค๏ธ"

Love might make the world go 'round, but laughter keeps us from getting dizzy. With a heartfelt chuckle, Happy Valentine's Day to your other (hilarious) half!

Valentine's Day Humor to Share with Your Spouse

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Ready to tickle his funny bone this Valentine's Day? Let's transform your usual love note into a giggle-fest with some spot-on humor. Because who doesn't want to make their hubby chuckle while reminding them they're your number one? Get your copy-paste fingers ready!

  • "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not really a poet, but I am crazy 'bout you! ๐Ÿ˜œ"
  • "Happy Valentine's Day to my favorite person to have long, romantic walks to the fridge with!"
  • "You stole my heart, so I'm planning a heist on your chocolates. Fair's fair! ๐Ÿ˜‰"
  • "I love you more than you love avoiding doing the dishes. And that's saying something!"
  • "I'm glad I swiped right for all those years of laugh lines and dad jokes. Best. Decision. Ever. ๐Ÿ˜‚"
  • "You're my favorite work of heart. Get it? Not art, butโ€”nevermind, love you!"
  • "I would pause my favorite show for you. Just don't push it and ask to hold the remote."
  • "You're the peanut butter to my jellyโ€”especially when we're stuck in a jam!"
  • "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular on Valentine's Day? ๐Ÿค” Asking for a friend."
  • "I'd pick you every time in a game of 'Marry, Kiss, Push off a cliff.' Just FYI."
  • "Valentine's Day: when you can shower me with love and I promise I won't even use an umbrella. ๐ŸŒ‚"
  • "I promised to give you my heart, but that doesn't include my fries. Order your own!"
  • "It's Valentine's Day! Let's celebrate by not leaving the couch all day. That's true love."
  • "Roses are red, violets are blue, this Valentine's rhyme is as original as any dinner you've ever cooked me!"
  • "You're the only person I send the good emojis to. Feel special. ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜"
  • "I love you like I love my coffee: constantly, and preferably on a daily basis."
  • "To my main squeeze, sorry if I come off cheesy โ€“ but you're really 'grate.' Get it?"
  • "I'm only in this for your dog... but you're kinda cute too. Happy Valentine's Day!"
  • "Our love is like a fine wine... it definitely got better once we figured out the cork screw."
  • "I love you more than I love scrolling through my phone. Ok well, mostly. ๐Ÿ’—" Love is all about laughter and making special memories that youโ€™ll both chuckle about for ages. There, you've got 'emโ€”a bunch of zingers to land a laugh with your one-and-only!